Just Dropping by to Say 'Hello'

A praying mantis, Stagmomantis limbata, stretches beneath a Mexican sunflower, Tithonia rotundifola, in a Vacaville garden.

Ms. Mantis: (Startled to see she is not alone) "Well, hello, there! How are ya? I'm just dropping by to say Hello!"

Photographer: "So, this is a meet-and-greet? And not a meet-and-eat?"

Ms. Mantis: "Exactly. I'm not interested in eating bees or butterflies.  Ooh, there goes a honey bee! Ooh, there's a long-horned bee! Omigosh, a butterfly!"

Photographer: "You're just looking?"

Ms. Mantis: "No, just stretching. See, I've closed my spiked forelegs."

Photographer: "Then why did you move beneath the blossom?"

Ms. Mantis: "For the shade. Yes, that's it. For the shade."

Photographer: "Sounds pretty shady to me. Just admit it, you're hungry."

Ms. Mantis: "Well, now that you mention it, I guess I could use a bite to eat. Just a little bite...a little bee...a little butterfly..."

Photographer: "A quick bite?"

Ms. Mantis: "Lightning fast! One-twentieth of a second! Now, if you'll excuse me..." 

The camera clicks. The mantis vanishes...along with an unsuspecting bee.