by Melody Kendall
There are programs on TV about hoarders and the perils involved in living in a house with such an ailment. Well, I have come to the conclusion that I am an "outdoor" hoarder. While this malady is not as limiting or as unhealthy as an indoor hoarder there are many similarities.
• Then there are the garden implements. Walking by the gardening tool section at my local hardware/nursery always results in a purchase of some tool that I need. My tool corral has turned into a tool pasture.
• I must have twenty pairs of gloves — leather, gauntlets, stretch and plastic. In fact, I recently put on a pair of gloves that I had had for so long that they just cracked and fell apart when I put them on!
• Gardening hats of multiple sizes and styles adorn my upper shelves. I mean I only have one head and can only wear one at a time. Same with gardening shoes … why do I need so many?
• I've never passed up the chance to acquire used bricks. When the earthquake happened a few years ago and some of the chimneys in the neighborhood fell down I was there with my wheelbarrow helping clean up their yard and bringing the bricks to mine. I now have quite a stack ready for some future as yet decided on project
• How about garden art? That is really a sticky wicket. Thank goodness with the recent shutdown craft fairs have been nonexistent. Inevitably upon returning from one of those dangerous events I have a new glass wind chime or a metal art flower on a stake or a cute watering can or an angel for the deck railing. The list goes on.
• Don't get me started on new plants. Not only can I not avoid purchasing new plants when going anywhere remotely resembling a nursery but friends and family seem oblivious to my malady and are constantly giving me plants and cuttings to grow.
• I even ‘dumpster dive' to a certain extent. When I see someone in the neighborhood has thrown away something that might make a neat plant stand or a cool piece of art, I haul it home.
On many occasions I've walked blocks with my arms full of a great find.
Now that I've written all this down, I'm a little embarrassed. Maybe my husband won't notice that I just brought home a geranium plant that someone had thrown, pot and all, in the gutter alongside the sidewalk. I'll make sure to water it once I have repotted the poor little thing in one of those saved terracotta pots. Hmm, maybe I'll move that craft fair angel to another location so that the rescued geranium can sit on the deck railing ...
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Photo credits: Mel Kendall
UC IPM-Geranium http://ipm.ucanr.edu/PMG/GARDEN/FLOWERS/geranium.html
UCMG Marin County-Repotting container plants http://marinmg.ucanr.edu/?story=1214