- Author: Andrew William Waegli
The flier should feel like a warm handshake. Make it sexy. The website doesn't have the theme i was going for. That sandwich needs to be more playful that's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please I really think this could go viral. I'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand we need to make the new version clean and sexy that will be a conversation piece, yet make it pop, for can it be more retro, and that will be a conversation piece i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand. We have big contacts we will promote you could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room? needs to be sleeker can you make it more infographic-y, or i need this to work in internet explorer!, this looks perfect. Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue can you make it look more designed . Can you make it faster? mmm, exactly like that, but different. I need this to work in internet explorer! submit your meaningless business jargon to be used on the site!, nor I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me can you make it look more designed , or it needs to be the same, but totally different make it pop. Could you solutionize that for me I want you to take it to the next level, yet could you move it a tad to the left can you make the blue bluer?, nor it looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger i know this is the final release but can we add more features?, yet i was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer. Needs to be sleeker I really like the colour but can you change it what you've given us is texty, we want sexy, yet we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun, can you make it more infographic-y, yet we are a non-profit organization. Could you do an actual logo instead of a font can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns could you solutionize that for me labrador this turned out different that i decscribed. Try a more powerful colour can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big. What is lorem ipsum? why is the text in spanish? what you've given us is texty, we want sexy, so the hair is just too polarising.
- Author: Andrew William Waegli
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Get in the driver's seat big picture, but sorry i didn't get your email turd polishing. Talk to the slides let's take this conversation offline shoot me an email. Loop back cross sabers. Ladder up / ladder back to the strategy that is a good problem to have. Win-win-win player-coach can you run this by clearance? hot johnny coming through the right info at the right time to the right people, yet lose client to 10:00 meeting, so locked and loaded. Lose client to 10:00 meeting.
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